Use Your Bare Hands To Kill A Deer
This is one of those stories where you just can't believe what the people involved actually did.
A man is staying at his daughter's house for the night and wakes to the sound of breaking glass. He gets up to check it out and sees that there is a 5 point buck in the house. The buck runs down the hall into the master bedroom and starts jumping back and forth over the bed. The thing is obviously panicking and freaking out... It's lost, confused and just wants out of this situation any way possible.
So what does this guy do?
Does he call animal control?
The Police?
911?
Does he grab a gun?
Does he close the door to the master bedroom and call ANYONE for help?
Nope... The fucking idiot runs in after the thing and starts fighting it with his bare hands. Honestly, this is a true story that happened this week... not 1766, not 1856, not even 1971, but LAST WEEK.
So you think he probably just reacted instinctively to protect his daughter and once was in there he was stuck in a life or death fight... Well... After a few minutes he came out of the bedroom, closed the door and asked his wife to finally call the police... And then... You guessed it... He went back into the room and continued his bare hand fight with the deer.
After 40 MINUTES ... he came out of the bedroom again and he had killed the deer with his bare hands (broken it's neck). He was bruised and beat up, there was now a dead deer on the bedroom floor, everything was broken and there was blood covering the walls, ceiling, and everything in the room. I do have to say he finished the job, in that even after all that he dragged the deer out of the house himself.
What do you say about a story like this???? BTW- I think it's hilarious he's from Arkansas, take that for what it's worth.
A man is staying at his daughter's house for the night and wakes to the sound of breaking glass. He gets up to check it out and sees that there is a 5 point buck in the house. The buck runs down the hall into the master bedroom and starts jumping back and forth over the bed. The thing is obviously panicking and freaking out... It's lost, confused and just wants out of this situation any way possible.
So what does this guy do?
Does he call animal control?
The Police?
911?
Does he grab a gun?
Does he close the door to the master bedroom and call ANYONE for help?
Nope... The fucking idiot runs in after the thing and starts fighting it with his bare hands. Honestly, this is a true story that happened this week... not 1766, not 1856, not even 1971, but LAST WEEK.
So you think he probably just reacted instinctively to protect his daughter and once was in there he was stuck in a life or death fight... Well... After a few minutes he came out of the bedroom, closed the door and asked his wife to finally call the police... And then... You guessed it... He went back into the room and continued his bare hand fight with the deer.
After 40 MINUTES ... he came out of the bedroom again and he had killed the deer with his bare hands (broken it's neck). He was bruised and beat up, there was now a dead deer on the bedroom floor, everything was broken and there was blood covering the walls, ceiling, and everything in the room. I do have to say he finished the job, in that even after all that he dragged the deer out of the house himself.
What do you say about a story like this???? BTW- I think it's hilarious he's from Arkansas, take that for what it's worth.
Gratuitous Hot Chick
(yee haw)
posted by Geeper at 7:20 a.m.
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