How Desperate Are You?

Just when you think you've seen everything you come across something like this...

It a nice simple looking home in Denver...

Beautiful old place, eh? Going for $600,000.00. Now that may sound a little expensive, but you also get this...

Not bad... but what's she looking at in the second pic???

Yes, that's right... for $600,000.00 you get a nice little home in Denver and a 48 year old woman who owns her own business. (from the look of the second pic she has the same plastic surgeon as Priscilla Presley too.. exact same nose... model 19866dh8h I think...)

So the question becomes, how desperate are YOU? But also how desperate is SHE? I mean you've got to be pretty desperate to buy a $600,000.00 home just to get a wife (then again I'm sure many guys end up doing that in a round about way), but how desperate does this woman have to be to put herself in the deal? And it doesnt mention whether she is a divorcee, a mom, a bitch, maybe she was once a man.... nothing. Nothing real personal, and I don't know... but there's a lot of info I want to know before I dish out over 1/2 a million for a chick.

I like the mixed messages on her page too... She mentions her dad being a minister and how important her religion is to her... Basically a lot of red flags that you ain't getting any... and then her makes sure to include a picture of "the bed"...

Where the magic might happen...

Just one of those strange thing I come across on the net... check out her whole page here... House With Bride

Gratuitous hot chick
(Sorry, not the chick that comes with the house... but maybe what she looked like 20 years ago)