Kids Are Funny Episode #157812497

Here' s the conversation we had after my son got up from his nap today... remember he's not yet 2 years old.

"Sneakers, daddy!"
"Why do you need your sneakers?"
"Go in the car..."
"Why do you want to go in the car?"
"Hat and jacket daddy..."
"What do you need those for?" (I'm actually putting the sneakers on his feet that he got out of the closet at this point just for fun...)
"Blue hat and jacket daddy..."
"What do you need your jacket for buddy?"
"Go out..."
"Where are we going?
"In the car..."
"Why do you want to go in the car pal?"
"Go to city..."
"The city? Where are we going in the city?"
"Go in car, to mall, in city..."
"What's in the mall?"
"Go walking in the mall..."
"You want to go walking in the mall?"
"Go walking in the mall... Get BIG women!" (the stress on "big" is his, and I'm trying not to kill myself laughing at this point...)
"What was that buddy?"
"Go get BIG women daddy..."

Unbelievably funny when you are right there! Kids are funny creatures! BTW- I should mention that right now EVERYTHING is BIG to him.... "BIG daddy", "BIG mommy" (yea, she's not too impressed with that one) "BIG house", "BIG bowl" etc...

Gratuitous Hot BIG Woman
(Hey, a nanny too! Honestly, hot as hell... it's just that damn voice!)