Computer Aging
There's been this new reality show in the news lately called "Honey We're Killing Our Children" or something foolish like that. They basically take families that are fat, lazy and eat crap all day (and feed their kids crap all day as well of course) and show the parents what the kids will look like in 50 years if they don't change their lifestyle. Using statistical information and a computer program they age the children's pictures 50 years right in front of the parent's eyes. The parents cry and change their ways. (well, till the camera crew leaves and they hit MacDonalds to celebrate)
I should add that these parents should be taken outside and beaten silly with the idiot stick. We're not talking folks that are giving their kids MacDonalds once a month, we're talking folks who have 8 year old kids that weight as much as the average 18 year old and kids even younger that are suffering from malnutrition because their diets are so full of crap. But honestly what can you expect from the laziest generation of parents on the planet, who's own parents are so unfit from years of bad diet and laziness they are ready for the old age home at 55.
Yeah, North Americans really are fat, lazy and unhealthy.... Which is OK, by me. It's called natural selection. To stupid to stay healthy? You die young. When 60+ percent of the population is overweight all it does is make me look even better.. and that's cool by me! When it turns into 90% of the population being overweight I'll be the hottest thing since Burt Reynolds!
Anyway, back on topic... Some guy working for a Vietnam newspaper took the same computer program and ran a bunch of celebrities through it. Pretty cool stuff.
There's quite a few of them on the site... check it out HERE... It's the only chance you'll ever get to see these celebrities look that bad, cause we all know they would be lining up for the plastic surgeon before they ever looked their age.
I should add that these parents should be taken outside and beaten silly with the idiot stick. We're not talking folks that are giving their kids MacDonalds once a month, we're talking folks who have 8 year old kids that weight as much as the average 18 year old and kids even younger that are suffering from malnutrition because their diets are so full of crap. But honestly what can you expect from the laziest generation of parents on the planet, who's own parents are so unfit from years of bad diet and laziness they are ready for the old age home at 55.
Yeah, North Americans really are fat, lazy and unhealthy.... Which is OK, by me. It's called natural selection. To stupid to stay healthy? You die young. When 60+ percent of the population is overweight all it does is make me look even better.. and that's cool by me! When it turns into 90% of the population being overweight I'll be the hottest thing since Burt Reynolds!
Anyway, back on topic... Some guy working for a Vietnam newspaper took the same computer program and ran a bunch of celebrities through it. Pretty cool stuff.
There's quite a few of them on the site... check it out HERE... It's the only chance you'll ever get to see these celebrities look that bad, cause we all know they would be lining up for the plastic surgeon before they ever looked their age.
Gratuitous Hot Chick
posted by Geeper at 2:02 p.m.
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