My Diet Problems Are Solved!
Already this crash, no carb, low cal diet is getting to me. Today was grocery day so I bought a caffeine free diet Coke to help with my cravings. I know it's just a big can of chemicals, but I just needed something sweet...
Anyway... I'm sitting here reading the label and nutritional info and I think I've solved all my diet problems. In one can there is nothing but 50mg of Sodium and 0.1g of Protein. Protein... hummmm..... As long as I get my daily protein I'm good while on a cut... Hummmmm... Opening a can and drinking a diet coke is a hell of a lot easier than cooking or prepping something for dinner... Hummmmm.
So, let's do some math, is this possible! To get my 200 grams of protein a day I'd have to drink 2000 cans (355ml) of caffeine free diet Coke a day. Roughly 710 liters of it. I sleep at least 6 hours a night... and I can't eat or drink anything other than water for 3 hours before bed because of my meds... So, that's 9 hours a day I can't have a diet Coke in my hand BUT that's 15 hours a day I CAN be drinking diet Coke ! 2000 cans over the course of 15 hours is.... 133 cans an hour.... WOW that sounds like a lot... that would be... 2 1/4 cans a minute. On the up side, I'd have no time to ever be hungry!
Yeah, maybe that's not the greatest idea.... I don't even know if 2 cans a minute would be humanly possible for more than 10-15 minutes. Imagine the carbon gas build up! The 131mg of Aspartame per can would add up too. By bed time that would be 262 liters of aspartame. That can't be good. No, that can't be good.
Next plan I guess...
Anyway... I'm sitting here reading the label and nutritional info and I think I've solved all my diet problems. In one can there is nothing but 50mg of Sodium and 0.1g of Protein. Protein... hummmm..... As long as I get my daily protein I'm good while on a cut... Hummmmm... Opening a can and drinking a diet coke is a hell of a lot easier than cooking or prepping something for dinner... Hummmmm.
So, let's do some math, is this possible! To get my 200 grams of protein a day I'd have to drink 2000 cans (355ml) of caffeine free diet Coke a day. Roughly 710 liters of it. I sleep at least 6 hours a night... and I can't eat or drink anything other than water for 3 hours before bed because of my meds... So, that's 9 hours a day I can't have a diet Coke in my hand BUT that's 15 hours a day I CAN be drinking diet Coke ! 2000 cans over the course of 15 hours is.... 133 cans an hour.... WOW that sounds like a lot... that would be... 2 1/4 cans a minute. On the up side, I'd have no time to ever be hungry!
Yeah, maybe that's not the greatest idea.... I don't even know if 2 cans a minute would be humanly possible for more than 10-15 minutes. Imagine the carbon gas build up! The 131mg of Aspartame per can would add up too. By bed time that would be 262 liters of aspartame. That can't be good. No, that can't be good.
Next plan I guess...
Gratuitous Hot Chick
posted by Geeper at 2:07 p.m.
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