Lindsay Lohan-- What Happened??

Once SO HOT... WHAT HAPPENED??? (Or "What Cocaine Can Do To You")

First she claims Disney digitally reduced the size of her breasts for Herbie: Fully Loaded (CLICK HERE for the full story.) so she wouldn't be offensive to family audiences with her big tits. (Is Disney for real? I would think they would be a great sales and promotional tool! ) It wasn't breast reduction. It wasn't implants being removed. It was Disney and their awesome computers.

And now she's claiming her insane weight loss is for a film, Lindsay Lohan Slams Eating Disorder Rumors. A film that there is no other information available other than a short plot summary she gave once or twice and a bad title it sounds like she made up on the spot. No other actors, directors, producers etc are to be found connected with any project named Fashionistas.

Talk about a chick with body image problems. She first hits the scene and everybody is saying "Man, she'd be hot 5 or 10 lbs lighter". Then she hits it big time and everyone is in love with her and her boob job. Then she does a Disney movie where they tell her she's "Too hot" for family viewing, so she feels like crap, gets rid of the boob job, starts doing cocaine with that Richie chick from the Simple Life, and ends up looking like crap overnight.

I'll let the pictures do the talking here...

HOT (Cute, sexy, well endowed, wholesome)

HEY, LETS PARTY AND DO SOME COKE! (The "Corner prostitute" look, with the cheap dyed hair, the $5 poorly fitted dress and too much makeup is really in! That's what my buddy Paris tells me!)

NOT SO HOT (She looks at least 40 in most these pics, and she's what? 20?)

I LOVE the whole loose skin on the back look! It's so sexy! If you stretch it just the right way you can see right through her.

Who's this? Chloe from Fight Club?

Sorry, no gratuitous hot chick today, just scroll back up to what Lindsay used to look like.