I'm Laughing So Hard It Hurts!!!

SO I'm goofing off on the net again last night and I come across this... 18' Robot for sale on EBay . (I REALLY spend wayyy too much time on the net)

First I'm intrigued ... Then I start reading the description... Opening bid $40,000.00 ... Weighs 3000 lbs (Pretty good for crushing things I would think) ... Wow, that'll be expensive to ship... Ah, not to worry, shipping charges are listed and are a flat rate of $8,000.00 for shipping ... Then I read the motor is only 18 hp ... A 1.5 ton robot powered by an 18 hp motor? (This will slow down my conquest of the world!) ... Can be controlled by one person (One evil genius you mean!) ... Lighting system (This could work for a struggling band or an airport) ... "Clamp styled hands with optional locks for full on crushing or just gentle clasping as full ram extension" ("Full on crushing" is a must in your 18' robots) ... Then the best part ... It has 2 flamethrowers!!! One on each arm!

So if you are sitting there with that extra $48,000.00 and your 16' robot with one flame thrower just isn't cutting it anymore it would be perfect.

Oh.. and it has it's own website... with video .... Neogentronyx.com

Think he gets along with his neighbours? Bet their dog doesnt bark at 2am in the morning with the lights, 18' robot, 2 flame throwers, full on crushing action and all... (Then again, this thing would be so slow, maybe the dog runs circles around it all night taunting it?)

Someone watched way too much Transformers growing up... (See any similarities?)

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